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Bad Advice

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Parts 3
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Advice for those readers out there who've not visited this not-so-fair planet we call, Unicornlandia. Actually, no, only I call it that. Others know of it as Midgard or Middle Earth or maybe just plain Earth. Ah but the point is this is some advice from a fellow thing to uh- Other creatures of the deep vast void we call space. 

May this advice enlighten you and give you guidance through all life's weird endeavors. 

Warning:This may not be actually helpful. In fact. Don't try this at home kids.

(Update: this is incredibly stupid and silly and random and unfunny and I wrote it as a 13 yr old and I would take it down but the comments on it are lit therefore it is staying up because I love everyone in the comment section and also because I'm an idiot)All Rights Reserved

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Having faith in something that literally isn't there but is is tiring. Also, the world hates you and you have to fight against the one thing you can't escape, sin. Choosing to fight this battle puts a target on your mind and sometimes body, and it can make or break you. ... Seems useless, right? Maybe, but it isn't, because either way it goes, we can't change it. It's scary, new, fun, and boring all at the same time. It's... not something humans would regularly do. But I'm taking the challenge and attempting to make it to a place called Heaven. Just read it, I'm not fighting you, I'm fighting FOR you. *I'm BEGGING A STRANGER!!!* As you know, I am a NEW Christian.👌👍👏❤😳😜 (and yes, best decision of my life, you should try it) HOWEVER, I am also human, which means Sin😈 Sweet, EVIL, Sin. (Chile, anyways, so!) In this story, you'll read about how I deal with Sin and do a terrible job at fighting what comes with loving the King of Kings at this stage of life.... PSA: I'm a working progress, and my POV of life is just WAY OFF! Another PSA from months after the book was finished: Please disregard the unorganized book! I was at a fiery point and my mind was wilding.

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Bitter Sweet Emotions

Just things I write well I'm not in a very good Place. I thought these aren't half bad. So why don't I share them with other people not only myself? So here we are I hope you like them. Also if some of them are Quotes or Poems you've seen before feel free to tell me, because I never looked anything up just wrote what came to mind. So maybe I wrote a Quote, that has already been thought of, and of course Thank you for even clicking on this worthless, trashy, and utterly pointless book... Side note it gets better at the end of this book. The beginning is 6th grade me (11-12 year old me) so it's pretty fucking terrible, but who gives a fuck anyway? Not Me!