Bad Advice

Advice for those readers out there who've not visited this not-so-fair planet we call, Unicornlandia. Actually, no, only I call it that. Others know of it as Midgard or Middle Earth or maybe just plain Earth. Ah but the point is this is some advice from a fellow thing to uh- Other creatures of the deep vast void we call space.

May this advice enlighten you and give you guidance through all life's weird endeavors.

Warning:This may not be actually helpful. In fact. Don't try this at home kids.

(Update: this is incredibly stupid and silly and random and unfunny and I wrote it as a 13 yr old and I would take it down but the comments on it are lit therefore it is staying up because I love everyone in the comment section and also because I'm an idiot)