mcyt crackfic

hi, welcome to your new highschool! your name is snickles and you enjoy smoking hard crack and messing with people. you transferred here from your old highschool and you don't like popular kids. who are the popular kids, you ask?
if you came here on purpose, you already know the answer.
[highschool au]

i have been informed by questionable sources that apparently dream reads his own fanfiction. if he by any chance reads this fanfiction, i will resurrect the people who committed suicide because he read their fics. (just a word of advice for fanfic writers everywhere: if you think you're gonna die if the person you're writing about reads what you wrote, don't write it! or at the very least, don't publish it. then you won't have to commit suicide because there would be an exactly 0% chance of them seeing it :)) also, i legitimately don't give a crap as to whether he sees this or not so if you read this dream, congratulations, i guess

also, just because snickles ships something doesn't mean i do. any of the ships that are mentioned, i do not actually ship (except for maybe wilbur and nihachu).