Smrt Ternetovi!
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Ivan Ternet byl běžným sovětským vědcem - dokud nevynalezl věcičku zvanou internet. A nyní chce celý svět jeho smrt. Píchněte se do prdele, neboť tohle je komedie léta. Tohle je chujovina, která rozesměje vaše babičky. Tohle jsou zvratky hovnocucu. Tohle je příběh Ivana Terneta. Anebo ne...?
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