I'll Keep You Safe ;Batjokes;
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Last published Sat, Feb 19, 2022
YES THIS STORY IS CHEEZY SHUT UP AND I HATE IT
I'll make a desc later when I've got more of the story to go off of.
*WARINING*
This story includes a few matters that can be triggering to some people (s*lf h*rm, s*icide, a*xiety and things like that). Vulgar language (swear words and sexual terms). Wounds, scars and blood (warning for squeamish people)
Ngl this story is pretty gay
Cover art is by me lol
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