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a group (not cult) against baby yoda, because we all know that dumb bitch grogu or whatever gets too much attention and he's annoying as fuck by now. he's fucking shit. baby groot is better, too. fuck the cringeass stans.
anyone can join that agrees with our policies. co-founders are @SWAGGYDILDO and me.
this is pretty much satire btw
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