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The Marvelous Adventures of Uncle Ben's Attic (Pain?)

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So this is the story of how seven people (including me, potato UwU) Ended up living in Uncle Ben's attic! We have all sorts of adventures each day. You could even consider all of us siblings! Uncle Ben is really nice, and kinda weird? He hides aloooot of stuff from us but he has his reasons... right? 

(A ongoing series with @the_umbrella_academy_simp and @Northstar967 ) 

(p.s this is a joke, dont take any of this seriously •-•)All Rights Reserved

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⌫ " Our Story. " ~Jeff x Ben~ by EdNygmaHimself

♔ " "I was TEASING you," he said, cutting Jeff off. Jeff looked up. Ben couldn't help looking into his eyes. "Well... There was some truth to it, I guess..." Jeff mumbled. "And- that's totally okay," Ben added, smiling comfortingly. I wish we could just get away by ourselves. Even if he doesn't like me- I just want to spend some time alone with him. I'm not being selfish, right? Ben thought. " ♔ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ This is a really old Jeffrey Woods x Ben Drowned fanfic I wrote a long time ago lmao. I think I'm going to continue it. (((Btw, one of my friends is very briefly this story because we have a joke about her being a self insert into creepypasta. So... yeah! (I know this is a bit cringe, but it's fun, so, oh well.)))

Indecorous by rosieredness

(18+ EXPLICIT CONTENT) "Attract a lot of attention, huh beautiful?" His voice hit me like a wall, absurdly catching me off guard. It was deep, sensual, something any girl (or boy) could melt over. I was sort of speechless, yet trying my best to appear unafflicted. "Only the wrong ones." That was definitely drunken me talking, as I didn't usually have that much confidence. His lips twitched up into a smirk, expressing that he understood my comment. "Does that mean that I'm in that category?" My palms began to grow sweaty and my heart rate picked up, but otherwise my body remained relaxed, appearing completely fine. It similar to when you're on autopilot, completely withdrawn due to intoxication. "I suppose not," I crossed my arms, putting on this seductive persona just for him. This fueled his smirk, about to murmur another comment before I cut him off. "You'll have to show me, though." *** Amelia Hollis was a 23-year-old writer at one of the local publishing companies, assisting a very handsome man and writing articles left and right. Her and her best friend, Aviary, lived together in a cute little apartment off the central part of the city, yearning to create new memories and important moments. Amelia always lived for the moments, taking in every little detail and savoring it like it was her favorite meal. She was an optimist, hoping to change peoples lives with her dreams. James Vallette was a 34-year-old CEO, building his company from dirt with the help of his brother. He was a realist, not really having time to deal with dreams or even love. He knew this the night he laid eyes on Amelia. It was only casual; what harm could a one-night stand do? Oh yeah, he's her dad's boss.

Perfect Fate ✔ (Moved To Inkitt) by fanoshkaflippo

Wattpad Creator! Happy and proud. HIM: Staying the night? Not my thing. Hearts and flowers? Boring. Falling in love? Not anytime soon. Settling down? Off the table. Getting married? You're kidding me, right? That was me before the night we first met. Because, well, meeting a hot chick that made me hard just by looking at her was definitely not in my plans when I sneaked out of a woman's apartment after what was already a long night. Taking her home and getting her a chocolate cake, though, was kind of intentional. But falling for her? Boy, that was pretty much inevitable. HER: He came out of nowhere, literally. I was there, sitting on that bench, barefoot and crying and just getting my heart broken in peace and silence. Then he appeared, all mad and furious and sexy and tall and just drool-worthy! And just like that, despite my poor attempts of escaping him, he had me wrapped in his world. A crazy yet heart-fluttering world, that I have absolutely no intentions of leaving anytime soon. ------- Character development is a main theme in this book. It shows you how they both work on changing for the better, while trying to overcome the obstacles in their relationship and fight for each other till the end. ** Warning!! Some chapters contain sexual scenes, but there's always a warning at the head of the chapter. Do not read them if you're under 18.** * Also, please beware that this story contains a lot of swearing. Read at your own risk. * **I don't own any photos used in this book. All are found on the internet for public use.** Highest Rankings: Sexy - #1 Love - #1 General Fiction - #41 Romance - #46 ------ ** Copyright © 2014 by Fanoshka Flippo (Farah Fekry). All rights reserved. No part of this document may be reproduced or transmitted in any form or by any means, electronic, mechanical, photocopying, recording, or otherwise, without prior written permission of Fanoshka Flippo / Farah Fekry. **

𝑴𝒂𝒔𝒕𝒆𝒓'𝒔 𝑲𝒊𝒕𝒕𝒆𝒏 by jefferydr0wned

Jeff the Killer x Neko Ben Drowned hello, i wrote this when i was like 14 but ppl are STILL reading it even tho it's rlly bad and also not finished so imma just leave it up lmao *TRIGGER WARNINGS* sexual content language violence abuse self-harm rape

Roommate With A Chaotic Child by oliverLikesCats22

This story is between crimeboys duo. Everything is platonic! If there is any tw I'll say it at the start of the chapter. (there's a lot of swearing) Here's some thing that might get you to read it: "uh I think you got the wrong dorm buddy" the idiot said and then I checked my paper again. "I think you got the wrong dorm" "nope, it clearly sais 777" I snatched his paper and start looking at it, checking the room number. 777.. Then I checked mine. Still 777.. The freshman was staring over my shoulder then I heard a giggle. "seems like we're roommates" Basically the two boys get out into the same room and go through a lot of adventures, I'm not telling you more, READ IT.

Home is not a house by Angelboy3434

Warning: Very angst filled! "You can put your shit in here" "Please be more nice than that." "Sorry, right, Dad wants us to be nice" ... "Does he even speak?" "You can't just fucking ask if someone speaks or not" "It's a real question" "Fuck off dude." ~~~~ Tommy has never known what home truly means. It is about time he figures that out.

I Accidentally Summoned a Demon by JaideHarley

"I know you're a virgin but have you never been touched?" He asked, sliding his other hand down onto her leg. "What makes you say that?" Kat breathed, bracing her hands on the counter. "You react like someone who's never felt another's touch," Nex whispered, slipping his thumb under the band of her shorts. "So, have you not?" Kat opened her mouth to speak but stopped when his hand slid up from her leg, gliding up her stomach and stopping just below her breast. "Not even here?" He asked, following the curve of her breast with one finger, not touching, staying just below as he dragged it back and forth. "What about here?" He asked, sliding his hand down from her ribs to the bottom of her shorts then around to her butt, fingers nearly grazing it as he inched them up, under her pajamas. "I can say with certainty, never here," he said, lowering his other hand under the waistband of her shorts, touching the top of her underwear. "No, you've definitely never felt that before. I can hear your heart racing, I can feel your breathing, I can smell your body responding like it's never experienced these sensations before," he whispered, sliding a finger just underneath the band. "Should I answer its call?" #1 in demons on 6/15 -6/17/20! Again on 6/20 and 6/22-6/23! Sweet and innocent Katherine has a routine and is a little tightly wound. She was simply trying to rehearse lines for an audition. Next thing she knows, she's reading out loud her Latin lines and suddenly someone appears, claiming to be a demon she summoned to kill someone for her. Turns out demons can be hot. And he's getting pissed off she won't give him a name so he can kill and go home. The problem is, pissed off turns into something else and before he knows it, he wants to take away some of that innocence and loosen her up, or better yet, tie her up make her his. This is only available until Nov 1st, after that only on Patreon until published

Watching by KoriKobzina

"Walter tells Stephen to move back so he can see his c*ck better. I noticed his grunting slowing down so it' s not a surprise. This is the third time my husband has had me have sex with our basement tenant. I used to like Stephen so that's the part of about all of this that most depresses me." The first in a series of short stories in "The D-Word" collection, "Watching" is the story of a young immigrant to Canada named Kali. After graduating from high school she is married off by her father to a much older family friend who she soon discovers has an unusual hobby. Walter is physically repugnant to Kali and she's extremely grateful he does not have sex with her. But she wonders what he does in his room where he increasingly spends most of his time. After Walter loses his job he renovates his basement and selects an attractive university student, Stephen, as the tenant. A few months later he informs Kali that they will be visiting the basement apartment and Stephen the following evening and that she needs to get a good night's sleep and bathe following work the next day. This story is based on a divorce case I edited many years ago while working at my first job as a legal editor for a publishing company. As I edited these cases I learned over and over again that truth can indeed be stranger and even kinkier than fiction.

Adopted by The Sidemen ↠The Sidemen by joie242

(I WROTE THIS In 2015 SO BE WARNED AS TO HOW CRINGEY THIS IS IM SO SORRY) Hey, im Alex. There's nothing much you need to know about me really. Im 10, have brown hair that goes a little bit past my shoulders, and brown eyes. I live in an orphange in London. To be exact an orphange with barley any money. We ony have one pair of jeans, and two pairs of shirts and a hoodie. We only get one meal a day because we cant aford any more. But our head mistress is nice, she tries her hardest to make sure we stay alive. We being me and 6 other kids. Well thats all you need to know really. Highest ranks: #479 in Fanfiction :3 #1 in sidemen😱😭

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⌫ " Our Story. " ~Jeff x Ben~

♔ " "I was TEASING you," he said, cutting Jeff off. Jeff looked up. Ben couldn't help looking into his eyes. "Well... There was some truth to it, I guess..." Jeff mumbled. "And- that's totally okay," Ben added, smiling comfortingly. I wish we could just get away by ourselves. Even if he doesn't like me- I just want to spend some time alone with him. I'm not being selfish, right? Ben thought. " ♔ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ This is a really old Jeffrey Woods x Ben Drowned fanfic I wrote a long time ago lmao. I think I'm going to continue it. (((Btw, one of my friends is very briefly this story because we have a joke about her being a self insert into creepypasta. So... yeah! (I know this is a bit cringe, but it's fun, so, oh well.)))