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Complete, First published Dec 01, 2020
For a monthly prompt for a writing server I'm in. 
"Your character has died and must purchase something at a gas station in order to get into heaven. If you buy the wrong thing, you go to hell. Explain what you decide to buy to the cashier, she will decide where you go."
TW for discussions of death, grief, and terminal illness
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