Cerise

Ruby Blaire isn't normal. At least she thinks she isn't.

She willingly teaches a bunch of three year old psychopaths.

Reads comics while eating chips with a fork.

Can never take a decision without a billion intrusive thoughts and maybe not a billion internal monologues.

Tired of wallowing in self pity and loneliness, she decides to accept her mother's unexpected (and mildly eccentric) offer.

Going on blind dates doesn't seem like a good idea,considering the looks of revulsion she often garners from men.

But can fate finally turn the tables after she has been on 120 Blind Dates?

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"Oh yes, it is permanent and contagious."

His eyes widened and I resisted the urge to laugh.

"But I will never touch a pea brained ass like you, so don't worry, you won't get infected."

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