Hamlet but make it Fashion

(re-upload of 'The Prince of Denmark is Alive and tired as Hell' bc my account got locked for some reason)
Hamlet's barely managed to escape execution in England, but that's the least of his problems. Now in Scotland and accompanied by Fortinbras of Norway, our favourite disaster prince has to get back to Denmark and not get murdered in the process.
but Hamlet's not the only one struggling, both Horatio and Ophelia find themselves targeted by the new king's men and are forced to leave Elsinore. Laertes is thrust into the plot against Claudias by his sister's... wife?
what will become of our beloved disaster children? only time and my incredibly short attention span will tell.
basically everyone is gay exept for Claudius and Gertrude. maybe some nsfw but who knows? not me certainly.