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shitposts.

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Parts 71
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Reads 3,420
Votes 497
Parts 71
Time 41m

Mature

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yep. i have a book specifically for shitposts.

Includes Some of my Favorites:
- Soup!
- Funyuns! 
- all of us are second-by-second marching toward an inevitable and inescapable painful slow death 
- Hot Cheetos!

***cussing, etc.***All Rights Reserved

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Welcome to my first one shot book. I've read a lot of one shots and I decided it was my time to write one. If you guys didn't know already, I like the banana bus squad. X-reader or y/n means YOU! Hope you enjoy all the cute, sad, happy, hot, exciting and raging times with the banana bus squad. I will be taking request whenever. REQUEST ARE OPEN! {BEWARE SMUT,FLUFF AND SWEARING! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!}