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Reads 3,425
Votes 497
Parts 71
Time 41m

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yep. i have a book specifically for shitposts.

Includes Some of my Favorites:
- Soup!
- Funyuns! 
- all of us are second-by-second marching toward an inevitable and inescapable painful slow death 
- Hot Cheetos!

***cussing, etc.***All Rights Reserved

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