Danny DeVito X Keanu Reeves: A Lovers Embrace
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Contenido adultoConcluida dom, dic 13, 20206m
Where you curb-stomp Keanu Reeves and Danny DeVito comes to the rescue. With a (slightly memeable) twist.
ft. David Attenborough
Turned sexual.
Hahahahah jk...... unless?
This is a meme book btw, it's not serious.
Ok?
Ok?
........
Ok?
FBI agent, please, spare us.
Credit to @goblin_gold for the cover art and co-writing of this story.
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