Poopy Pants Land
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Last published Sat, Oct 18, 2014
Once upon a time there was a dwarf named Moises. He loved guys like this guy named James. James was the king of Poopy Land and he is looking for a giraffe to marry. Moises thought "gee I will never be the giraffe of his dreams" (Also, James was not gay... So yeah) (hey, James is a real guy I know and he put that so I'm not gonna erase it.)
So one day, Moises the Dwarf went for a walk into the woods to go swimming with the fishis. "Oh how I love fishis!" Moses exclaimed so he started singing a fishi song loudly and off tune.
OH HOW I LOVE
FISHIIES
I LOVE HOW SCALY THEY R
I LOVE TO RUB THEM IN MY-
"Moises the Dwarf! Shut The F*ck Up!
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