Jones, the Inept Loser
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Last published Fri, Jan 12, 2024
A story about the most useless human being to ever roam Apleista: Jones is a protagonist who is most talented at not being talented! Through his constantly near-death adventure, The Inept Loser gains comrades and enemies along the way, tied to the fate of The Note of Secrets.
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