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Jones, the Inept Loser

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A story about the most useless human being to ever roam Apleista: Jones is a protagonist who is most talented at not being talented! Through his constantly near-death adventure, The Inept Loser gains comrades and enemies along the way, tied to the fate of The Note of Secrets.All Rights Reserved

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A Hero By Any Other Name [OLD] by Ese_chicanoL

[OLD. NEW VERSION OUT NOW.] One day, Alfred had mistakenly left his journal in the meeting room. He had left his stuff behind due to an emergency back at his home, and so; the remaining nations were appalled at finding something that he'd been writing in. And unfortunately, curiosity killed the cat. Many of the others began to read the pages, which led them all to realize that Alfred was a whole lot different than what they'd thought he'd be, for being the personification of the United States. Several twists and turns begin to crumble, as a hidden secret between Arthur, Matthew, and Alfred comes to light. While Matthew descends into mental chaos- the rest of the nations manage to take back the journal, only to find out some horrible secrets the American has about them. [Disclaimer: Hetalia does not belong to me, all rightful credits go to Hidekaz Himaruya (AKA: Hima)!] - - #1 in aphamerica - 06.22.23 #1 in romanovargas - 06.24.23 #2 in felicianovargas - 06.24.23 #2 in aphprussia - 06.29.23 #2 in aphrussia - 07.03.23 - - Started: 06.XX.2023 Ended: [DISCONTINUED] - 08.13.2023

The Fake Smile He Wears by PotatoNoLife

No Ships! i do be cringing at this very hard but I'll keep it up for y'all. note that the quality is very questionable and like most people i've reflected on the cringiness <3 The Ancients saw many of their children and grandchildren suffering alone, no one noticing the other's pain. The fake mask, the 'happy' countries wore. The secrets they all hid. The Ancients couldn't let this just happen, they came up with a plan. America was the unfortunate victim and test subject. America is the happy, joyful, always smiling, and loud country, but what if everything they know about him is a lie? A mask no one could see through. The mask no one tried to look through. There was a lot they didn't know about him. A lot he hid from them. A lot he kept inside his cracking heart. Secrets will be spilled, and skeletons will come out of the closet. Feelings kept inside for so long, will come out. The sides of America they never knew of will come out today. The mask will come off today. The mask that's been worn for so long. Will he be saved? What happened to America? Who is America really? How many lies have been told? How many hearts will be broken? Did they ever know America at all? How many friendships will be built, and how many destroyed? How long has America deceived them all? How will they see America now? Will America come out of this better or worse? Was doing all of this right? Only time will tell. WARNING⚠️⚠️⚠️: Mentions of suicide, eating disorders, self harm, other mental disorders, and depression. If you are suffering from any of these things please get help. I know someone out there cares for you, if you can't find someone who cares for you, I do, so please get help. Don't ever do any of this stuff. If you don't like this stuff or if it bothers you please don't read it, if not continue, you have been warned. Some stuff may be really inaccurate and I don't mean to offend anyone. Best rank Alfred Jones #1 Cover picture isn't mine, please don't sUe mE

Aliens: My Alien, Daeus by F_E_A_R_Aconite

Ruin was born a 'mistake' to his parents and abused most of his life. When he got out of his parents house, it was straight into a controlling boyfriend's house despite the young 18 year old being tall and muscled, he couldn't seem to beat the demons that haunted him. When he was abducted by strange, ugly aliens, he didn't know anything could get worse until they started their experiments. Daeus is a young Ehkad, or as the tame humans call them - Honeycomb. Like all of his family before him, on his 21st birthday it is tradition to leave the nest in search of your other half. What Daeus didn't expect was to find a human on a crashed ship of the Krovlotts - a dangerous species that was thought to be extinct years ago. First book in the Aliens series.

How to Win a Tsundere's Heart by stripedpenguinsocks

AP english had to be the bane of 17 (soon to be 18) year old Alfred F. Jones' life. But what happens when your dumb teacher has a baby and you get an easy as hell assignment for the rest of the year? Oh he was going to have fun with this. or Alfred has to work in a group with Matthias and Antonio to write a book for an english assignment, they decided to title it: How to Win a Tsundere's Heart. {not edited but someone asked me to put it here too lol}

Hate Kiss...Let's Fall In Hate by Miss_J_94

This is the story of a dominant, egoistic, arrogant and self-centered person, who loves only two things. The first is his business and the second is something for which he can even leave his business. The second thing he had lost and he wants that thing back. He can go to any extent level to get that thing back. Let's see what's that thing and what he will do to get it back....!!!

Plus Ultra....I guess (My Hero Academia X Male Reader) by somethingoriginal1

(Story has been discontinued.) Y/N had a dream to one day become a hero so, to have that dream become reality he, trained he trained every day for the rest of his life from the very second he woke up to the second his body passed out from exhaustion, no matter how much his body ached and how much he told himself to slow down he never did until finally, his strength got to the point where he could take out any foe with just one punch with this newfound power came. Boredom. Absolute boredom. (I know not an original idea.)

Future by thefabulousbookfairy

Waking up with no memories, Spark finds himself in a jail cell with gun toting maniacs who've apparently recruited him to their side for the war. Thing is, no one is willing to give him a straight answer about what's going on, or even who he really is. In a world full of liars and monsters, who are you supposed to believe?

Money Can't Buy Love (Circus UsUk) by potato_disaster

Alfred F. Jones is the ringleader for his circus full of spectacular acts and so much more but the thing is; he needs kind of a loan but the banks already need him to pay them back. How can he get money without any banks? Easy. He needs to find a rich gentleman in the crowd and make him fall in love with him until he gives him money. But...what if he actually does falls in love with his prey?

the rise of the metal dragon by DigiPainthero

With a darkness threatening the world. Sometimes the hero is not who you expect Because truth be told Hero is truly just someone who will rise up to help the weak or it's just a idiot trying to survive the end of the world. So follow on the adventure of Jack discovering how to be good will he be able to save all he care about or will he fail like always. (This is a repost of a story that I'm writing on A03 thought I would post it here too)

The Nightmarish Semblance by KN-stories

Our story begins with a boy who was experimented to become the weapon for a group of rich people but he managed to escape. Then he would meet a kind woman and she would tell him he could use his abilities For to protect.

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A Hero By Any Other Name [OLD]

[OLD. NEW VERSION OUT NOW.] One day, Alfred had mistakenly left his journal in the meeting room. He had left his stuff behind due to an emergency back at his home, and so; the remaining nations were appalled at finding something that he'd been writing in. And unfortunately, curiosity killed the cat. Many of the others began to read the pages, which led them all to realize that Alfred was a whole lot different than what they'd thought he'd be, for being the personification of the United States. Several twists and turns begin to crumble, as a hidden secret between Arthur, Matthew, and Alfred comes to light. While Matthew descends into mental chaos- the rest of the nations manage to take back the journal, only to find out some horrible secrets the American has about them. [Disclaimer: Hetalia does not belong to me, all rightful credits go to Hidekaz Himaruya (AKA: Hima)!] - - #1 in aphamerica - 06.22.23 #1 in romanovargas - 06.24.23 #2 in felicianovargas - 06.24.23 #2 in aphprussia - 06.29.23 #2 in aphrussia - 07.03.23 - - Started: 06.XX.2023 Ended: [DISCONTINUED] - 08.13.2023