The Book Of Jeff
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He can die. But he can reincarnate. He can't feel pain, but can be hurt. This frog has existed since the time of the dinosaurs and lives through all of world history, telling the story from his own point of view.
Jeff is a rather strange frog. You can kill him, sure. Crush him under a car, absolutely. Burn him at the stake, easy. But he will always come back. This frog cannot control where he will reappear, and because of this, he witnesses all sorts of moments in history.
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