I wanna be your lover, man || Tucker Carlson X Sean Hannity || (fluff & angst)

** disclaimer **

ALSO THIS IS ALL A JOKE I JUST THOUGHT ID BE FUNNY

these characters arent copyrighted nor is the work I've written subject to copyright therefore this is 100% legal.

now onto the summary.

sean wasnt always broken, but since his divorce he had been falling apart. tucker just had the place to himself for the weekend. so when sean relapsed, he realised it was the perfect way to do too things at once. theres no way they could fall in love in three days? that's crazy. that's liberal talk.