Poodington One-Shots (Pooh x Paddington)

first of all, cover credit goes to kristennn on drawception.com!

second of all, this is very random. i don't even expect anyone to read this (and by all means, stay away from this curse i've written) i'm publishing this at 3:08 a.m. because i've drunk a whole cup of thai tea at 9pm and as a consequence of my irrational actions i cannot sleep. so i decided to share this pooh x paddington thing i've written some time back to the world.

third of all PLEASE READ THIS SO THAT YOU'RE PREPARED FOR WHAT'S COMING IF YOU REALLY DO GO ON!!
ONE: this work is pooh x paddington: it was made entirely for fun and from recklessness and is not intended to harm anyone's feelings about the two beloved characters (believe me winnie the pooh is my childhood guardian bear) i'm so so sorry if it is weird (it is) or disturbing in any way, i was inspired by a random one shot i came across on fanfiction.net. PLEASE FORGIVE ME FOR THIS.
- TWO: i wrote three original one-shots which are not related in place and time. depending on the reception i might come to add more. this work contains: fluff, some sexually indicative jokes, and parting of major characters. you know, just a heads up.
- THREE: PLEASE DO NOT HESITATE TO LEAVE YOUR THOUGHTS FOR ME EVEN IF ITS SUPER NEGATIVE I CAN HANDLE IT I WILL REAP WHAT I SOW.
- FOUR: as you may have observed by now, this work is written almost entirely in lower case letters.
- FIVE: i love you all, thank you so much for stopping by this nonsense, and please pray that i can sleep soon.