Craziness In LotR Style ✨
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HELLO MY FRIENDS! This is the book where I let ALL my crazies out.... I'm probably not AS crazy as some other people who do these.... Story.... book.... things, but eh, I'm still pretty crazy.....
word of warning, there WILL be some sane chapers, so BE WARNED
THE SANITY MAY BE OVERWHELMING AND MAKE YOU WANT TO WASH YOUR BRAIN OUT WITH NONSENSE!
YOU'VE BEEN WARNED
PROCEED AT YOUR OWN RISK
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