Four Guys versus Tinder

What do you get when you combine Four Guys, Tinder, and stupidity? You get a Tinder account titled literally Four Guys, featuring Four Guys. We Four Guys are four college friends (guys, although I feel that that fact is implied) who decided very late one night to create a Tinder account called simply Four Guys. We spent an hour in the lobby of our dorm, writing out complex looking mathematics and physics equations before posing in front of the blackboard for a pretentious-looking photo-op. We posed with as many physics and math related textbooks we could find, as if we were the authors of fate and science ourselves. We framed ourselves as the pinnacle of Intellectualism. Why, you may ask, did we do all this? Why put in all this effort for something so stupid? Well, you see, this is what we do. Stupid things. We do stupid things that makes us laugh and offer others the opportunity to laugh at us. It goes without saying that this account is satire. This story is anthology of our must interesting, hilarious, stupid, and ridiculous conversations. We hope you laugh a little, as we did. Note: At this point in time, we have matched with almost 200 people. So, the secret, apparently, to Tinder is just be Four Guys.