Join Ashley on her whirlwind adventure through high school, where being blonde and boy-crazy is just the tip of the teenage iceberg! Forget the snooze-fest of another school year with the skankiest duo; London and Julia, plus the clingy nerd doubling as her "locker buddy." But when a mysterious new girl strolls into town, Ashley's life goes from basic to Bond-esque! Suddenly, she's juggling secrets, love triangles, and the ultimate nightmare - having to wear black! Will Ashley navigate the chaos of teenage espionage without smudging her lipgloss? Find out in this hilariously thrilling tale!