Spring Break's Catastrophe

"We're not dating."

Since the beginning of their first years, neither Kiyotaka nor Suzune could keep track of the sheer quantity of times they had to utter that same denial. It was the truth, after all.

The notion made them exasperated, and the repetition never failed to leave them twitching in annoyance.

No matter how much their peers suspected them as a couple, the two didn't even see the other as a member of the opposite sex.

Heck, they didn't even have a mutual acknowledgement of the term "friends" (openly).

That was the type of relationship between the students Kiyotaka Ayanokouji and Suzune Horikita, and soon enough, their classmates began to understand that. In fact, both have now had at least one person who has taken a romantic interest in them (or a whole harem in the case of the former).

Now, witness as of all these feelings get disregarded, and all of the duo's efforts in dispelling mistaken rumors get hurled out the window like the corpse of some obese pigeon that crashed into a building window.

"Hey, did you hear? Ayanokouji and Horikita from class D have a child!"