Esarhaddon: Normal for a day

Two and a half thousand years ago the world was a very different one. We all know about the greeks and the Egyptians, but I bet you haven't heard a lot about my people, the Assyrians. Let me introduce myself, I'm Esarhaddon, the second to last king of our empire. My life was... a bit complicated. Honestly, I'm very surprised no one has turned it into a Hollywood Blockbuster yet, but here's to hoping. Anyway, this is my story.
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Hi. So, I had to write this short story for my history seminar and since I had a lot of fun I wanted to share it with you. I don't think a lot of people will read it, but I think it didn't turn out half bad. Have fun reading.