You are off to your neighborhood's pool with your family for a 4th of July celebration. One person in particular catches your eye, though: Mike Smithson. He cleans the neighborhood pool with love (totally). However, it seems as though he... fancies youππππ«ππ Will you let him sweep you off your feet, or will you ignore his advances because he's a hobo??????? Read to FIND OUT!!!! Originally I was gonna name this fic some poetic shit like "your love is chlorine, but i am water" but ehhhhhhhhh Note: THIS FIC IS SATIRE!!!! IT'S A JOKE!!!! Pls I am not mentally unwell okay haha Another note: The idea of Mike Smithson isn't entirely mine. It was more of a group collaboration thing. Another another note: DO NOT steal this or I will find you and compress every single one of your atoms into a pickle
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