Fake It Until You Make It Real

Fake Fiancé/Husband Wanted
Yes, I know the request looks weird, but I can explain. I work a high demanding job so I can't have custody of my child unless I marry someone with regular hours and a regular nanny on call. I have the nanny, but she is a uni student and can't be here at odd hours. After gaining custody and getting a job with normal hours I am willing to pay you or we can talk about divorce settlements. Preferably someone with a stable job and a liking towards kids. If you have a child, they are welcome to live here too obviously and I will treat them like my own for the foreseeable future. Serious inquiries only, please contact me via email I have made specifically for this.
Thank you.

Harry Styles, a father trying to gain custody of his daughter, resorts to asking for a fake husband on craigslist. He didn't expect Louis Tomlinson, a father to a little boy to answer the request.