Warning: this is my first wattpad story! Readers with low cringe tolerance should not proceed if they care for their health and safety. Some side effects may include cancer and a severe loss of brain cells. The spelling and grammer is also quite bad. Viewer discression is advised. Look, I know its gonna be a hard sell, but you should totally read this. It might not even be that bad, you havent read it, you wouldnt know. Go solve the now burning question of just what the hell this book contains. You might not even be disappointed. But most importantly, do as the millenials say Live (vicariously through the story), Laugh( at it), Love (the poems, I guess)