There I was, on the back of my kidnappers back trying to strangle him, my best friend hugging his ankle with all her might as he fumbled around trying to escape our grasp. Two of my captors trying to aid him, one with his arms around my waist trying to pry me off him like a leach. The other on the ground with my friend in a struggle to unwrap her arm off his leg as if she was a sloth on a tree. Yeah, bet you are wondering how we got in these positions. Well let me start from the beginning.