Catgirl proffessor

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Reads 3,636
Votes 197
Parts 196
Time 31m

Nya-w then, are you a catboy or a catgirl?All Rights Reserved

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I am. Phlegmy
Mon, Dec 7, 2020
All in all i have a lot more respect for him now, this is neat
Mon, Dec 7, 2020
What if i posted lgbt hcs for the pokemon cast at 6am haha...unless? 😳
Mon, Dec 7, 2020
Thinking about polyam meowth on this cold december morning
Mon, Dec 7, 2020
They spot each other at pride and make the pog face
Mon, Dec 7, 2020
Living her best life and he cant bring himself to show his bitterness
Mon, Dec 7, 2020
kdldkrekkdkd u are all very valid but i Dont get get why u feel the things u do
Mon, Dec 7, 2020
Wish i could say this joke is mine but i stole it from tumblr 😔
Mon, Dec 7, 2020
Autism problems the media doesnt want you to know about
Mon, Dec 7, 2020
This goes on for 4 years
Mon, Dec 7, 2020
This but meowth still writes in his dialect. Big tiddy binbo gf sayin 'dig?'
Mon, Dec 7, 2020
You either go just the last name or 'carter cathcart' in my book
Mon, Dec 7, 2020
Dear evan hansen: *deep and sad lyrics for its main char* My dumb ass: meow,,
Mon, Dec 7, 2020
He rarely listens to rootless, only when he wants a very specific fuck up
Mon, Dec 7, 2020
'SHUT UP SHUT UP'
Mon, Dec 7, 2020
God i hope he's not a bigot- this is from someone who knows NOWT about him
Mon, Dec 7, 2020
Trying to reconsile 'thats the kind of trouble i stay out of' w jessebelle like
Mon, Dec 7, 2020
Picturin like a zorua blushing looking like cropped porn or smth
Mon, Dec 7, 2020
His popularity skyrocketed- but at what cost
Mon, Dec 7, 2020
Meowth on his 1st fanart: WOAH 😻 Meowth on his first furry fanart: 😺🙏🏻☠️
Mon, Dec 7, 2020
Meowths in a lil bowtie and set up a picnic basket all nice too bless
Mon, Dec 7, 2020
He's nervous he'll screw up being his friend as well as just a date if it fails
Mon, Dec 7, 2020
(Tw: death mention) snowballs into a whole episode where he spills his guys
Mon, Dec 7, 2020
Rereading through those 2 date posts from yesterday and losing it
Tue, Dec 8, 2020
From what i can tell this is his canon attitude and thats SO funny to me
Wed, Dec 9, 2020
Tw if you look it up: abuse, threats, bombs + murder + suicide discussed
Wed, Dec 9, 2020
(Tw: racism mention) big oof moment
Thu, Dec 10, 2020
The dog is pikachu
Thu, Dec 10, 2020
My brain 2 seconds before i drift off: ok but-
Thu, Dec 10, 2020
A comical sight
Thu, Dec 10, 2020
SGJSDHGJSDHSDJHJ little shit
Thu, Dec 10, 2020
*5 minutes of hyping up* THE UNDEFEATED CHAMPION: LEON!
Thu, Dec 10, 2020
holy shit. I didnt know such a thing was possible,,,,
Thu, Dec 10, 2020
MEOWTH. YOU'RE THE ONE WITH THE CLAWS
Thu, Dec 10, 2020
not funny, didnt laugh
Thu, Dec 10, 2020
This is how his actor warms up i the studio. Method acting
Thu, Dec 10, 2020
Like does my writing have a 'sound' and what is it
Thu, Dec 10, 2020
'Catching the twerps pikachu' is not a word guys
Thu, Dec 10, 2020
Meowth fighting SO hard not to say this with the censors watching
Fri, Dec 11, 2020
Sonia unfortunately has southern energy but fuck southerncentrism
Fri, Dec 11, 2020
'*director offscreen as cathcart loses it* stop shortening pokeballs to balls'
Fri, Dec 11, 2020
Tries to jump into meowths arms despite being twice as big ckdkfkd
Fri, Dec 11, 2020
meowth has sensitive cat hearing n james seems autistic to me star
Fri, Dec 11, 2020
'Dat bitch. She wasnt, dough, right i t'ough loafers were shoes-'
Fri, Dec 11, 2020
(Tw: reylo ment) sure jan
Fri, Dec 11, 2020
Just remembered this and am cryin
Fri, Dec 11, 2020
Meowth PISISNG himsen laughing at world class scientists.mp3
Fri, Dec 11, 2020
'When a mommy pokemon an a daddy pokemon love each otha very much-'
Fri, Dec 11, 2020
Is this trans meowth or a 'he wants to be human' joke? For u to decide beloved
Sat, Dec 12, 2020
They're so cute bebwbwbbebwbw
Sat, Dec 12, 2020
Someone reblogged this with 'obama's new book is wild' IM
Sat, Dec 12, 2020
This is so funny clekcklldkkekfkekfk
Sat, Dec 12, 2020
Star isnt going to get this and thats....fine
Sat, Dec 12, 2020
these tweets are SENDING me
Sat, Dec 12, 2020
thats cute well done guys
Sat, Dec 12, 2020
Those 3 love her so much i could cry sometimes
Sun, Dec 13, 2020
I jest but he doesnt live up to the accent stereotype THAT much
Sun, Dec 13, 2020
Its surprisingly common and i love the writers for that
Sun, Dec 13, 2020
Thinking bout that golden meowth in meowth rules
Sun, Dec 13, 2020
Ok this is stereotyping. Chili isnt AS boring
Sun, Dec 13, 2020
Dumbass queen ❤️
Sun, Dec 13, 2020
Jddjejjdjx????? So aggressive
Sun, Dec 13, 2020
'Wait, pokemon can be gay? Actually given your gio fantasies' 'oK-'
Sun, Dec 13, 2020
Clown. Jester, if you will
Sun, Dec 13, 2020
(Tw: beastiality- like for real this time)
Sun, Dec 13, 2020
(Tw: beastiality) what the FUCK yall are so gross 🤢
Sun, Dec 13, 2020
(Tw: beastiality again) falling down the rabbit hole now
Sun, Dec 13, 2020
Why is this so funny vkmemckemkdmdmdo
Sun, Dec 13, 2020
I just KNOW the eps gonna no homo it but this idea is still amusing to me
Sun, Dec 13, 2020
taking the piss w some long, faux chivelrous speech
Sun, Dec 13, 2020
Beyonce
Sun, Dec 13, 2020
Dont @ me
Sun, Dec 13, 2020
They did no homo it btw meowths in his human disguise but this is an au
Sun, Dec 13, 2020
Forgot sbout this vine for a fee years
Sun, Dec 13, 2020
This one too
Sun, Dec 13, 2020
Meowth stop thats too cute
Sun, Dec 13, 2020
He'll say shit like 'cool ya jets' then throw a tantrum 5 mins later
Sun, Dec 13, 2020
Sanded the edges down and made em cute animals. Their trademark
Sun, Dec 13, 2020
Nyakyushipping is VERY funny to me for this reason
Sun, Dec 13, 2020
This shit is why oleana looks so fucked up all the time
Sun, Dec 13, 2020
Also the tiny prince pumpkaboo was adorable even if he was a shallow bastard
Sun, Dec 13, 2020
Why was he german thats what really gets me
Sun, Dec 13, 2020
*Pumpkaboo voice* (you're stupid and poor but i can wear lifts)
Sun, Dec 13, 2020
Poor lass dkdkekdk only one of 'jessie's showcase pokemon w useful moves
Mon, Dec 14, 2020
(Tw: homophobia) bi aro joke innit
Mon, Dec 14, 2020
Ha jokes on me all ideas for meowffett fanfics are bad fanfic ideas
Mon, Dec 14, 2020
*wobbuffet voice* (god is real and he likes to see me in pain)
Mon, Dec 14, 2020
soft.....
Mon, Dec 14, 2020
See if works on 2 levels he's implied to not like dancing AND he's a pitcher
Mon, Dec 14, 2020
Also his dance in lights camera quacktion was so awkward n he looked so upset
Mon, Dec 14, 2020
(Tw: homophobia) like he's just Tired of it at this point so he makes it a game
Tue, Dec 15, 2020
Thats it, thats the post. Thanks for coming (by animatedtext on tumblr)
Tue, Dec 15, 2020
'It was just a friendly peck. A little buddy-buddy smack on da lips'
Tue, Dec 15, 2020
MDMFKKFKFKEKDKFK cursed human au moments
Tue, Dec 15, 2020
My brain airdropped this to me now im cryin
Tue, Dec 15, 2020
One of those jokes you can just keep reusing if you keep gettin the chance
Tue, Dec 15, 2020
i didnt mean to theme these i collect quotes over months this just Happened
Tue, Dec 15, 2020
banned overseas joke
Wed, Dec 16, 2020
(tw: death ment) my desktop is a mess, i mentally Block Out huge chunks of it
Wed, Dec 16, 2020
Everyone treats it as 100% serious and never acknowledges it
Wed, Dec 16, 2020
Meowth, being asked to write this post for him cos he cant type: uh. Why?
Wed, Dec 16, 2020
(Tw: migrain ment) Cos she canonically messes up words a lot
Wed, Dec 16, 2020
This n the last part were stolen from sansby shitposts
Wed, Dec 16, 2020
(Ditto) cos i recently realised no tact james is at least a little canon
Wed, Dec 16, 2020
Just think it'd be piss funny
Thu, Dec 17, 2020
'It was weird enough when you started dating wobbuffet but this is ridiculous'
Thu, Dec 17, 2020
Comedic potential of this ship very high
Thu, Dec 17, 2020
Two senses of humour and i've got a foot in each
Thu, Dec 17, 2020
'Wobbs????? Answer me im beggin' ya'
Thu, Dec 17, 2020
'(Why're you looking at me like that? :/)
Thu, Dec 17, 2020
I came up w this joke on the spot but now im actually losing my shit @ it
Thu, Dec 17, 2020
Their first performance rlly was just slinging him about huh
Thu, Dec 17, 2020
Meowth confirmed to weigh fuck all
Thu, Dec 17, 2020
Why are you like this. PLEASE just get a thirst blog and leave us out of it
Thu, Dec 17, 2020
Tumblr post
Thu, Dec 17, 2020
Matoris meowth calls wobbuffet whipped.mp3
Thu, Dec 17, 2020
They look like bootleg ripoff versions of master s(ex) jessie and james
Fri, Dec 18, 2020
Did some sarah z patented light googling to make this post
Fri, Dec 18, 2020
(racism tw) do have a way to draw asian eyes now but whats wobs w/out his face
Fri, Dec 18, 2020
Gary be like
Fri, Dec 18, 2020
Brain airdropped this to me and i cant cope
Fri, Dec 18, 2020
The latters cracking me up cos its like. Meowth he's JUST a blue blob
Fri, Dec 18, 2020
J n J used to not understanding what he finds attractive but THIS is too much
Fri, Dec 18, 2020
Wobbuffet looks like a 5 minute ms paint doodle just accept it meowth
Fri, Dec 18, 2020
Seems the type
Fri, Dec 18, 2020
Yorkshire localisation
Fri, Dec 18, 2020
it goes on to be the background music for morally reprehensible episode thoughts
Fri, Dec 18, 2020
Being autistic be like
Fri, Dec 18, 2020
Was gonna make a fake tweet but couldnt find the pic i used for his pfp :(
Sat, Dec 19, 2020
Maybe i shoulda kept this a meowffet joke actually fkdkdkfno
Sat, Dec 19, 2020
The sansby incorrect quotes guy made another post
Sun, Dec 20, 2020
Included this one cos it sounds like a canon exchange from the 4kids era
Sun, Dec 20, 2020
This one is incredibly stupid but that also makes it in character so here u go
Sun, Dec 20, 2020
(Tw: ableism) honourable ment to the background tree that proves peach is dead
Sun, Dec 20, 2020
(Tw: death ment) the first fnaf theory
Sun, Dec 20, 2020
Just came on on shuffle and y'know what. Im rollin w it
Sun, Dec 20, 2020
Thats it thats the song thats thats the story of this song
Sun, Dec 20, 2020
All meowth does this album is hurt your ears, be culturally insensitive and lie
Sun, Dec 20, 2020
He sounds like he has a cheesegrator in his throat this hurts so much
Sun, Dec 20, 2020
Blasts this from a boombox outside his crush's windows
Sun, Dec 20, 2020
A meme reference before its time
Sun, Dec 20, 2020
BlItzen 🤝 daysh away daysh away daysh away all
Sun, Dec 20, 2020
Sorry
Sun, Dec 20, 2020
*misty voice* rock it, ash!
Sun, Dec 20, 2020
This is about soft fuzzy man
Sun, Dec 20, 2020
Is this about the diamonds or spinel? You decide, beloved 😽
Sun, Dec 20, 2020
Help
Sun, Dec 20, 2020
Erik stuarts career peaked at this
Sun, Dec 20, 2020
tw: death, blood
Sun, Dec 20, 2020
Hello?????? Getting edgy this episode are we
Mon, Dec 21, 2020
Hholy shit....the power in my hands.....
Mon, Dec 21, 2020
Tw: pedophilia reference
Mon, Dec 21, 2020
Sighs
Mon, Dec 21, 2020
Was gonna say 'cos meowth rides him' but thats. Hm wording
Mon, Dec 21, 2020
There rlly is no one up there huh
Mon, Dec 21, 2020
JESSIE CALLING MEOWTH SMART IS THE BEST RUNNING GAG
Mon, Dec 21, 2020
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Mon, Dec 21, 2020
Im.
Mon, Dec 21, 2020
(Tw: medical emergancy) i dont think this was even meant to be a joke,,,
Mon, Dec 21, 2020
This was what he was saying everytime meowth got mad at him in johto
Mon, Dec 21, 2020
For context on these jokes: meowth has done literally nothing
Mon, Dec 21, 2020
Watching this ep again
Mon, Dec 21, 2020
Cute
Mon, Dec 21, 2020
Many even.
Mon, Dec 21, 2020
Takes after his trainer i see
Mon, Dec 21, 2020
'WHAT'
Mon, Dec 21, 2020
can we PLEASE talk about barry at 2:56
Mon, Dec 21, 2020
nevermind THIS is the funniest thing about this crackship
Mon, Dec 21, 2020
this song in its cut form is the fucking definition of irony
Mon, Dec 21, 2020
You know
Mon, Dec 21, 2020
(Tw: death, drowning, hurricane vehicle crash, gun violence ment)
Tue, Dec 22, 2020
...just realised i hc all of them as ace/aro spec...gonna have to fix that
Tue, Dec 22, 2020
Why is sad worm making me shit
Wed, Dec 23, 2020
Its astounding how much this is he
Wed, Dec 23, 2020
Mr sir boy
Wed, Dec 23, 2020
(tw: death mention) to be fair it captures the mood of real geography classes
Wed, Dec 23, 2020
i know nothing about this game other than maddie blaustein played it
Wed, Dec 23, 2020
Hahahahahahahahahahaha
Thu, Dec 24, 2020
Losing my absolute shite 4kids
Fri, Dec 25, 2020
That 'meowth dates all their pokemon to flex' joke reference
Fri, Dec 25, 2020
Their one (1) kind-of friend
Fri, Dec 25, 2020
Oof :/
Fri, Dec 25, 2020
thank you mr dumps
Fri, Dec 25, 2020
I wil put my dunce cap on now
Fri, Dec 25, 2020
GUYS
Fri, Dec 25, 2020
Hewwo
Sat, Dec 26, 2020
(tw: medical needle) why does toad sound like blausteins meowth
Sat, Dec 26, 2020
WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN
Sat, Dec 26, 2020
not to be crackship cringe but this pose n expressions have meowffet energy
Sat, Dec 26, 2020
'Sorry, but da heart wants what da heart wants' 'My heart wants an ambulence'
Sun, Dec 27, 2020
Oh no he's reverting
Sun, Dec 27, 2020
Fav find here
Sun, Dec 27, 2020
Ffs meowth. Thirdwheeling AGAIN
Sun, Dec 27, 2020
Also in place of bug yanmegas head sitting human yamegas a huggy person
Sun, Dec 27, 2020
every few months they sit him down with a script
Sun, Dec 27, 2020
(tw: murder ment) BIG fan of the mob wants to be like his heros
Sun, Dec 27, 2020

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Also in place of bug yanmegas head sitting human yamegas a huggy person
Sun, Dec 27, 2020
every few months they sit him down with a script
Sun, Dec 27, 2020
(tw: murder ment) BIG fan of the mob wants to be like his heros
Sun, Dec 27, 2020

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