Squished Freddy, commonly known as S.Q amongst his fellow peers, is a sophomore. The girls swoon over him, and the guys want to be him. however, S.Q has a secret. He is GAY! for the longest time, he's done a superb job of hiding this ginormous secret. all up until one cloudy morning at Shitsters High, there was a new kid. Christmas Donkey. A freshman transfer student, who was also one of the only people, no, DONKEYS, who caught squished Freddy's eye, was now in his school. Although, after a recent incident on their first day of meeting, nobody knows where their relationship will go afterwards. Will Freddy be able to put five fingers up his ass, or will their love for each other be shot down? Only time, patience, and sex will tell.