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random things me and my friends have said lol
this contains a lot of swearing (most likely from me-) and we may make *explicit* jokes here and there so uh yeah be warned
ALSO
i have proof of all these conversations happening so if anyone tries to deny anything 😌
AND~
my friend @todoxfait made a book of haikyuu characters as some of these quotes so yeah check that out if you want
https://my.w.tt/FEgQoTVIzcb
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