Sarah's Book

Sarah: "So, hey. I'm Sarah Lucius Lily Snape! I'm Professor Snape's daughter, and I quite enjoy Potions!"

Severus: "Sarah, why am I agreeing to this?"

Sarah: "Do you want to keep your balls?"

Severus: "SARAH! Anyway, I am Severus Tobias Snape, and the Potions Master at Hogwarts..."

Sarah: "ASK US ANYTHING YOU WANT!"

Severus: "Not... any-"

Sarah: "Yes, ANYTHING... Oh, and I'll be telling you some of my lesson scenarios and some lovely ships I do dearly ship"