don't you just love the number five (five+reader)

DIARY
dear secret diary,
Hi my name is Y/N, and I go to the umbrella academy.
The umbrella academy is a wonderful place, but the people there are... Well there two faced(two faced means when you act one way, then turn around and act another way).
But I love them because there my family and we have been through a lot.
But the one person I can really trust is five,we are best friends and when it comes to us nothing else matters, now we may act like we hate each other time to time, but we don't, it's just something that we do just for fun to mess around.
But if i I am being honesty here I may have small, fracture size, tiny not widey, very small amount of, fillings for him, but I only want to be freinds a nothing more nothing less.