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EXES AND OH'S

MeMyselfandAinaaaaa

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Parts 83
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Reads 17,908
Votes 2,458
Parts 83
Time 15h 54m

MeMyselfandAinaaaaa

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Meet Charlie. 

She's smart. She's pretty. She's cool. She's weird. She's horny - and she's single as f*ck. 

Out of the dating scene for quite a while because of her previous, highly traumatic relationships, Charlie finds herself in quandary after waking up in bed naked, next to the guy she vowed never to have sex with.

Is she going to stay single?
Is she falling back to the love trap?
Is she ever going to give a fuck about what everybody else thinks?

Witty, fierce, outspoken, confident, and with dark, cynical humor, Charlie is the ultimate antihero you'd hate to love and love to hate.

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One of the most beloved characters in "K.", Charlie gets her own spinoff in this raunchy dark comedy. Read about her commentaries on growing up with adoptive parents, being independent, getting into relationships, dealing with exes and oh's, and just about everything in life in general - stripping away from all those clichés and going against the drain.All Rights Reserved

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