12 Dates of Christmas

A best friend shouldn't keep things from you. A best friend shouldn't make secret fake profiles of you. A best friend shouldn't make a secret fake profile of you on a dating website. A best friend shouldn't use a secret fake profile on a dating website to get you twelve different consecutive dates. A best friend shouldn't make you go on 12 consecutive dates with guys she met through said secret fake dating website right before Christmas.

Angela was a crappy best friend. And she just so happened to be my crappy best friend... and roommate.