[estimated completion date: december 1st 2022] A Bernard the Head Elf Story (the idea for this came from Krumholtz instagram account) ''Twas the night before Christmas, and all was asleep. All except Charlie, who rose to his feet...'' The fated clatter that started it all was heard by Charlie Calvin, but what about his sister? Y/n Calvin, the eldest, is also untimely whisked away to the North Pole that Christmas Eve. What did the universe have planned for her? Why, on this night of all 365, is she hearing jingle bells?