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Hoggywarts: The Y(Tears) of Hairy Pitter

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"Welcome to Hogwarts."

Dumbledore has a pet hog named Soggy Warty.
Harry Potter has problems shaving his armpit hair and gets help from Hagrid.
Hagrid and Dobby are married.
Snape reveals his animagus form to Dumbledore by accident.
Ron cusses like a sailor. 
Cedric Diggory comes back as Edward Cullens.
and more.

to top it off, the entirety of the hogwarts students and some teachers vlog their experience, all trying to outdo each other in videos.All Rights Reserved

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