"I shouldn't have stared at its beady eyes, master. But they.....SPOKE to me. And with its pleading eyes, shining-- no begging for my assistance, with the sun reflecting against his brown beautiful-"
"My god what is this? A Twilight fanfiction? Oh you piece of--"
"I brought him home with me."
"...is he useful?"
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Sebastian had to bring him back with him. And Ciel lost his shit. AGAIN.
Crack. Pure crack. Not into crack? Then this Black Butler/Kuroshitsuji fanfic is not for you. Taking crack requests.