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That Butler, On Crack (Black Butler)

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"I shouldn't have stared at its beady eyes, master. But they.....SPOKE to me. And with its pleading eyes, shining-- no begging for my assistance, with the sun reflecting against his brown beautiful-"

"My god what is this? A Twilight fanfiction? Oh you piece of--"

"I brought him home with me." 

"...is he useful?"
_____________________
Sebastian had to bring him back with him. And Ciel lost his shit. AGAIN. 


Crack. Pure crack. Not into crack? Then this Black Butler/Kuroshitsuji fanfic is not for you. Taking crack requests.All Rights Reserved

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I. My Butler's Table
Sun, Oct 19, 2014

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I. My Butler's Table
Sun, Oct 19, 2014

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