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Xiao Long Has A Dong

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Parts 2
Time 43m

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comedy genderbender rule63 rwby yang yangxiaolong

Using context clues from the title, this is a Yang Xiao Long Male Reader.

Why? I don't know either, I was bored.

Will I be high on crack as I write this? Sadly no, but raw sugar is a good substitute.

How's the story? Eh, I'll make it up as I go.

Enabler? But of course! How did you know I was a fucking degenerate! 

Bumblebee? Yes, but way shittier... which isn't saying much.

Freezerburn? Expect plenty of tsundere, you bakas.

Baked Alaska? Don't know because Neo is mid, my guy.

Abandonment Issues? Crank up that Sweet Home Alabama because he's got issues galore.

Speedwagon picture? Yes because fuck you.

"Sometimes it takes a real man to become best girl."
-Gigguk(2020)
(I Spent $1000 Buying Waifus in Gacha Games)All Rights Reserved

comedy genderbender rule63 rwby yang yangxiaolong

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