My Seriously Stupid Short Stories
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Last published Fri, Dec 18, 2020
So these seriously are stupid.
I'm not a writer and I never will be but why not. If anything I have good grammar. And if You point out a mistake. I'll follow you and give you a shout-out.
If by some miracle you find this and by a even bigger miracle you read it. Thanks it means a lot. But I advise you don't because you know, I'm not a writer.
But go ahead I can't stop you. (Reverse psychology 101)
Anyway I'll give a quick description of each chapter:
1st: about a spy? Just read it.
2nd: about a space princess.
And there will be more coming soon.
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