My Other friend x Barney
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Last published Wed, Dec 16, 2020
When I showed the Cheeto thing to the friend, Melonie, and I said " How 'bout I do one about Diaz (Jasmine)?" So here I am. Again, this is a joke fanfic. Enjoy!
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