Illumi Sells Monat
GodCannotCureMySins
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GodCannotCureMySins
Ongoing, First published Dec 17, 2020
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Alluka sues Illumi for being a transphobic thot so he joins a pyramid scheme. Illumi then tries to recruit the rest of the Hunter x Hunter cast to join a pyramid scheme on Facebook so he can get out of debt. 

Featuring: 

Gon
Killua 
Alluka
Leorio's Broke Ass Bank Account 
Kurapika
Hisoka the Predator 
Illumi the #BossBabe 🤪🤪🤪
And Tonpa selling Lularoe and Mary Kay

(I don't know if you can tell, this book is a joke and just for fun. I also don't support Multi Level Marketing or MLMs so when I say MLM I don't mean gays, because I am a very gay woman(maybe not a woman tho) myself)

(Big thanks to my sister, @pansexualdumbass_ for making the amazing cover)
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62 parts Ongoing

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