Illumi Sells Monat
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Alluka sues Illumi for being a transphobic thot so he joins a pyramid scheme. Illumi then tries to recruit the rest of the Hunter x Hunter cast to join a pyramid scheme on Facebook so he can get out of debt.
Featuring:
Gon
Killua
Alluka
Leorio's Broke Ass Bank Account
Kurapika
Hisoka the Predator
Illumi the #BossBabe 🤪🤪🤪
And Tonpa selling Lularoe and Mary Kay
(I don't know if you can tell, this book is a joke and just for fun. I also don't support Multi Level Marketing or MLMs so when I say MLM I don't mean gays, because I am a very gay woman(maybe not a woman tho) myself)
(Big thanks to my sister, @pansexualdumbass_ for making the amazing cover)
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