No Good for Heroes
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  • Reads 11
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  • Parts 1
  • Time 8m
Ongoing, First published Dec 17, 2020
Mature
[A Varric Tethras Fanfiction  - Slow Updates]

"Is there a story behind that pretty face or was it something that sounded like a good idea at the time."

I am not who you think I am, I'm Bandit, I've just burried my father and now there is a hole in the sky. With the sky torn there is only one thing to do, one place to go. I hear they are out to help maybe it's time I do too.
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