Riley Williams is preparing to enter her first year as the Giles Corey High cheer captain. And, unlike captain Kimberly, Riley has a plan to finally take the team to regionals. She just has to cut out the tumors of the team first. Contains strong language and misogyny Name and chapter titles from "Champagne Problems" by Taylor Swift A/N: THIS STORY HAS BEEN DISCONTINUED AND WILL NOT RECEIVE UPDATES UNLESS THE AUTHOR STARTS HYPERFIXATING ON WE ARE THE TIGERS AGAIN.