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I AM A SIMP

ConfettiMeatball

Reads 1,140
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Reads 1,140
Votes 9
Parts 15
Time 8m

ConfettiMeatball

crainer fangirl help helpme jamiroquai jaykay jelly killme mwah oops robust simp slogoman what whatamidoingwithmylife

i am bored and i want to  e x p r e s s  and hopefully  i m p r e s s  but i doubt it and as you can see i am aaaa...  S I M P but thats ok i simp for crainer and jay kay and a little for slogo  i know a lot about jamiroquai (where jay kay is from like the band) and crainer  my cover looks terrible B U T   W H O  CARES   i might just kinda put some stuff around here and yeah goose bye and i might put stuff about robust as well in this "interplanetary good vibe zone"... he he a reference to a jamiroquai song lel(CC) Attrib. NonComm. NoDerivs

crainer fangirl help helpme jamiroquai jaykay jelly killme mwah oops robust simp slogoman what whatamidoingwithmylife

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