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Tales of the Comfy Cartel

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Parts 3
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Reads 2,054
Votes 61
Parts 3
Time 55m

Mature

The Cartel ran LA, any criminal worth anything knows this. Sooner or later, they'll get you, either you fall into their sphere of influence, or you fall under their guns, everyone falls. Follow the lives of the Comfy Cartel and those around them. Based off of OfflineTV & Friends.

Rated for mafia-related shenanigans like violence, drugs, kidnapping, etc. 

Inspired* by a multitude of things:

- Lilypichu's Offlinetv mafia video (youtube.com/watch?v=vxHvcNS8uEU)
- The Comfy Cartel comic on twitter by @stil_indigo and @Sevvanto, particularly the hierarchy (https://twitter.com/stil_lindigo/status/1338203832719851520)
- The Offlinetv & Friends Minecraft server shenanigans
- Offlinetv & Friends Among Us gameplays
Inspired, so there will be changes and things that may or may not match up to the above sources exactly.All Rights Reserved

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