The Demons' Not-So-Family-Friendly Sitcom!
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  • Parts 51
  • Time 3h 18m
Ongoing, First published Dec 19, 2020
*Start's Sofia The First theme song*
*Us singing along to the theme song*
Lyn: *Jumps up with arms open* I AM A GIRL-
Clover: *pushes me* EVERYONE KNOWS THAT-
Lyn: *pushes her* Shut Up MOM.
Sunny: *try's to calm us down* Everyone Please-
Lilly and Ivy: *burst into room together* We get into fights!
Ivy: *Breaks the 3rd wall* I'm sorry but,this may be mature sometimes!
Wolfie: *jumps out of the shadows* I WENT,UNNOTICED!
Clover: *Ur pov: jumps out to give a glance of hell's castle*Up in hells castle
Lilly: *Ur pov: jumps back into a close up of Lilly* WE DO A BUNCH OF SHIT!
Everyone: *altogether merrily* If you hurt us-
Clova: *Ur Pov:looks at floor to Clova* MEOW MEOW MEOW YOU'LL DIE!
Sunny: *Ur Pov: forced up by a glorified Sunny* Please don't,run away,I SWEAR I AM NICE!
Everyone: *transition to Ivy* WERE SO EXCITED TO MEET~
Ivy: *goes to Ivy jumping killing a human and hiding it up* Errrr....DEMON FAMILY!
Lilly: *pulls Ivy to the front of the house* WERE FINDING OUT,WHAT BEING CRAZY'S ALL ABOUT!!
Ivy: DEMON FAMILY!
Clover: MAKING OUR WAY,WE GOT A CAT
Clova: MY NAME'S CLOVA
Ivy: DEMON FAM!!!!!
Sunny: It's gonna be our time!
Ivy: DEMON FAM!!! *see's them in front of Hell's castle*
*everyone get's together except Lyn*
Lyn: *Ur pov: moved to focus on Lyn who is walking to everyone* TO SHOW EVERYONE THAT WERE! *get's into her spot*
Everyone: THE DEMON FAM!!!!!!!! *holds out until the end of note and then screen is changed into pic*
Pic: https://img.wattpad.com/useravatar/demonfamilyyay.128.437457.jpg
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