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Where's that Vampire Too? ✔️

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Parts 40
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Reads 668
Votes 97
Parts 40
Time 5h 27m

Alexandrya De Vendetta was not like other girls, she didn't normally get this bothered by a vampire, but she was starting to twitch each time he opened his fang filled mouth or didn't care when she stabbed him with a butter knife.  An "Ow!" Would surely be common curtsey to any wound she inflicted, she had her superhuman strength and vampire hunter reputation to keep up.    Devon, UK was usually so quiet, all the sound the vampires made was "Poof."

Ever so slightly nonsensical and fast paced vampire hunter parody, staring a teenager who would rather have something else to do with her life.  Like eat a vat of paella. 

Enter Paul shouting:"Was that an alien?  It bloody is!"   

Enjoy if you dare.

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