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When the golden trio is captured by snatchers, they have a plan to capitalize on their predicament.
"Hello!" Harry began, in his best attempt at a Kazakh accent, "my name is Borat - you must be Death Eaters - I'm a beeg fan."
(the kind of but not really Borat crossover no one asked for)
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