I Need the Birds, Fool.
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Dark, ominous business work. Two men continue arguing. The fight for the money and the rights keep going. And... birds.
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This one-shot is an absolute shitpost and I don't really expect anything to come out of it; if it's in demand, I will make a second part to this, so we'll just move along.
Thanks so much! JQ going away now..
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