The Red Egg- AU... Dream SMP

uhhhhh hello there-
I despise romantic FanFics, so if you are like me, and also like the Red Egg plot from the Dream SMP, well you've come to the right place.
*Note, some of these are from my comments on a video on youtube, so-*
Well, for a bit of info, this alternate universe is based on what would happen if the Egg was broken from it's obsidian covering...
There's probably some triggers in here.. so beware.