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Go f*ck yourself
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Complete, First published Dec 22, 2020
Mature
An unexpected relationship blooms in their high school life,instead of choosing one of them,Y/N decided to try things out with all four of them.

Funny chapter title name with completely different story plots...very paradox indeed.

Warning:If you're not prepared for extreme sexual scenes,I don't encourage you to read this,I am serious(involves a lot of kinks)

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When Y/N transfers to Seoul High School, she expects nothing more than boring classes, new uniforms, and a quiet life. But fate has other plans. The school's most famous girls-Jennie, Jisoo, Rosé, and Lisa-better known as Blackpink, secretly rule the halls with their charm, beauty, and popularity. Everyone wants to date them. Everyone... except the new transfer girl. After a late-night sleepover, the girls accept a ridiculous dare: 💔 Make Y/N fall in love with each of them. Sounds easy, right? Wrong. Every time they try-whether it's romantic confessions, surprise gifts, or even cheesy serenades-Y/N only smiles and says the same thing: 👉 "Sorry, I can't date you." At first, it's just a silly bet. But soon, things spiral out of control: The girls start competing with each other for her attention. They get jealous when Y/N laughs with other classmates. They secretly stalk her around campus, paranoid about losing the game. And worst of all... they slowly realize they might actually be falling for her. But what happens when Y/N reveals she knew about the bet all along? And will she really choose just one of them... or shock everyone with an answer nobody expected? #LoveTriangle (well... love pentagon 😂)