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Quotes, Sass and shit

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Every Chapter = A quote. 
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Maybe sassy, bitchy, girly, classy, depri.... whatever
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If you prefer a type of qoutes TELL ME
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Whatever I will leave the desicion to you if you want to read it.
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Please give it a chance.
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Btw. I am incredibly happy you found my "book" so yeah, hope you will read it.All Rights Reserved

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